i lmao reading this on ely's tumblr

I’m really jealous of girls that

Look good while doing anything. Like,

• Pretty girl eating food messily = cute.
  
• Me eating food messily = fatass.
• Pretty girl sleeping = princess.
• Me sleeping = slob.
• Pretty girl making ugly faces = still pretty.
• Me making ugly faces = ugly.
• Pretty girl’s candid pictures = gorgeous.
• My candid pictures = nasty.